Me likey the selfies where my head looks ten times bigger than the rest of my body
admiralobvious asked: Oh man, I've been following you on MiMP for ages, and I bought your app a few months ago (first time in my life I've ever paid for naked pictures) and I've been kind of desperately in love with you for a long time because I think you're so clever and unique and adorable, and I love your writing, and you're so fucking beautiful that it blows me away every time I see you. Anyway, all that to say that I just found out about this blog, and it made my whole week
Oh my god, best message. Thank you so much for taking the time to write this. Really.
I hope I can continue to amuse you with my weird self ;D
Anonymous asked: Really considering signing up for TAD if it means seeing your face more often!
Dooooo it! ;p xoxo
neuralhousekeeping asked: my retinas are totally missing TAD pic sets...
Comin up sooooon!
Had a bit of a crisis at home today which was when I was planning on loading them up (can you say gas leak?) New set will definitely be up ASAP
Anonymous asked: You melt me like baking chocolate. What should we bake with it?
cake cake cake cake cake cake
Anonymous asked: dating advice?
everybody is an enormous waste of time