Cats Make Better Boyfriends



Turn down for que

Anonymous asked: dating advice?


everybody is an enormous waste of time 


I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context

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Anonymous asked: Do you like butseks?

Anonymous asked: I want to lick your butt.

lol whatver bout u

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If your butthole likes having things in it, go forth and enjoy. If it doesn’t, then you should probably listen to your body and leave your anus to its main purpose of excreting waste. If you’re trying to placate a boyfriend who won’t stop nagging you about fucking you in the ass, then he himself is an asshole, and I’d suggest he go fuck himself.

Stoya, on the will to perform  (via mmmmilk)

Stoya is my queen

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