i was feeling pretty sick from drinking overpriced cocktails while lounging in a fancy pool in 90 degree weather this afternoon (this was after we had gone to a SAILOR MOON art gallery, WHAT THE FUCK) and somehow in my sundrunk mind, i thought the best way to make myself feel better was to eat a cheeseburger and a milkshake and now rather than feeling slightly woozy and uncomfortable…i am now praying for deaths sweet caress. like, why bother even bothering to get out of bed cus this priviledged lifestyle is too much for my garbage pail kid brain/body to take
Anonymous asked: Do you ever just randomly moon people?
Every day of my life
Don’t fucking do it ya jerks
I fucking hated this band for so fucking long and now I don’t hate it and I’m very disappointed in myself
Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.
I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”
aaaahhhhhhhhhhh i ask my cat if shes a lil turkey everyday and she does the same thing eeeehhhhhe gfhbdegb cats are the BESST