Cats Make Better Boyfriends

Me likey the selfies where my head looks ten times bigger than the rest of my body

Me likey the selfies where my head looks ten times bigger than the rest of my body

admiralobvious asked: Oh man, I've been following you on MiMP for ages, and I bought your app a few months ago (first time in my life I've ever paid for naked pictures) and I've been kind of desperately in love with you for a long time because I think you're so clever and unique and adorable, and I love your writing, and you're so fucking beautiful that it blows me away every time I see you. Anyway, all that to say that I just found out about this blog, and it made my whole week

Oh my god, best message. Thank you so much for taking the time to write this. Really.

I hope I can continue to amuse you with my weird self ;D

Anonymous asked: Really considering signing up for TAD if it means seeing your face more often!

Dooooo it! ;p xoxo

neuralhousekeeping asked: my retinas are totally missing TAD pic sets...

Comin up sooooon!

Had a bit of a crisis at home today which was when I was planning on loading them up (can you say gas leak?) New set will definitely be up ASAP

Anonymous asked: You melt me like baking chocolate. What should we bake with it?

cake cake cake cake cake cake

Kewl

Kewl

Turn down for que

Anonymous asked: dating advice?

magnezone:

everybody is an enormous waste of timeĀ 

snailsocks:

I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context

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